So instead, I present pork chops with bourbon onions! I spotted this recipe in an unidentified cooking magazine that I have since tossed (oopsie!), so I'll try to be comprehensive in my ingredients and directions!
For our side dish, I was all about those amazing crispy parmesan roasted potatoes. These tiny little potatoes are adorable.
So, first things first, you'll want to slice up about 2 cups of white onions. Melt 2 tablespoons of butter over medium-heat and add the onions, plus 1 teaspoon of sugar. Turn the heat down to low and let the onions simmer and caramelize for about 10 minutes.
Add 1/4 cup of bourbon and let the onions simmer again for 2-3 minutes, until most of the bourbon has evaporated.
Place the onions in a bowl and mix with sage, salt and pepper. Try to keep the onions warm (I was not so successful in that endeavor....thanks a lot, foil!).
Meanwhile, Sean and I boiled the potatoes, cut them up, doused them in olive oil, salt, pepper and parmesan and placed them in a baking pan. I then roasted them for-eva, like 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, I salted and peppered two bone-in pork chops and put them in the freshly-cleaned skillet with vegetable oil. I cooked them on high heat for about five minutes on each side, then lowered the heat and slow-cooked for a while until they looked browned.
But how come they didn't look like this?! Dangit, picture in magazine, why are you making me feel bad about myself? I tried to cook for a while, but there was a point when I knew they were done and just moved on with it.
Once the chops were done, I topped them with the onions and served with the potatoes. I was a little nervous because caramelized onions can sometimes be way too flopsy or slimy, but these were perfect! Still a little bit of snap, but perfectly carmelized as well and the BOURBON! OMIGOD THE BOURBON! I swear, I was dubious about this dish when I was plating it, but every bite was delicious — salty pork + sweet bourbon onions = amazeballs.